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Posted by cyangorilla - 5 days ago


Post-news regret

Just like with post-nut regret, don't you ever think 'why did I even open this site' after reading the news for any amount of time?

Every single time I read any news sites, news related twitter accounts, or get a whatsapp message with some news in it, they offer little to no relevant information for my daily life and make me feel worse.


What's the point? Why do I even go back? I don't understand it, really. It's garbage. It's like eating rotten food, it offers no benefits. It's portrayed as 'relevant information' but it never is. In reality my life was better without that information, and the information was probably wrong or biased anyway.


More and more of it seems to be trying to make me feel worse. Or to feel something toward people ('hate this group', 'follow this other group'). It's not information, it's marketing and opinion. And my problems are the same, outside of anything they present: what do I have to send to clients today? what will I make for dinner? will I go to the gym? will we hangout a bit with my gf? is my family alright? are my in-laws alright? will the Nuggets play? does the bird nesting outside have enough food? ...


Why do I add outside garbage to that? What the hell do I care about someone being mad at Elon Musk? or who does what in a country I'll never visit?


What do I care if some politician says anything at all? their job is to pretend they are capable for managing something they can't begin to understand...


'But your life is affected by these things'

Is it, really? And if it is, how does having second hand knowledge about it help me to reduce how much it affects my life? Can I really do something with the information presented or should I just feel doom and gloom? How useful is it for me to know a 5 year-old was murdered by his mom and her gf? or how a 3 year-old was murdered by her grandmother? or how a 20-something-year-old was killed after someone took his car and crashed it with him on top? or how the same people who've been in some branch of power for decades now have all the answers?


So, whenever I'm done reading the news I always think 'now I feel worse, ashamed, and with no idea on why I even did it'. I should probably just quit it, since it's shit anyway.


(this is not a partisan position; left, right, center, official communications, unofficial channels, conspiracy theorists on every side, insane wackos that seem to change positions on everything every 5 minutes, hypocrites, honest people, fact checkers [these are the worst, honestly], saints, and demons... and yes, goblins too)


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Posted by cyangorilla - December 7th, 2021


An orc that cooks, yet there is more to him that meets the eye.

Great food, adventures, and comedy! MORCSTER CHEF, by my buddy Actus, is now available as a novel :D!!

Get it on Amazon! (Paperback, Kindle, and Audiobook)


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Posted by cyangorilla - September 21st, 2021


PROTIP: SHAME PEOPLE INTO SHARING YOUR BELIEFS

It's the best way to make sure everyone totally listens to you.


While doing it, don't forget to pretend you are on a higher level intellectually. It is also of vital importance that you disregard the other person's life, that you bring in loads of numbers you have no capacity to understand, and a good old 'you are worst than [genocidal maniac of your choice]'.


If a concern regarding your belief is brought up, just armor up with appeals to authority and repeat this mantra 'We are right. We are rightful. We've done no evil. We've promoted no evil. We are life. They are death.'


Now, if the situation evolves and turns out you were actually wrong in blindly trusting the words of people-who-have-their-jobs-fortunes-and-influence-on-the-line-which-they-are-desperate-to-keep, don't worry. You can still parrot these people's new words, rinse and repeat every time they are found out lying. After all, how could you have known, right?


No proliferation of the right ideas would be possible without generalization. Remove individuality from all equation, you don't have time to waste actually listening and discerning a nail from a screw, you have to shame as many people in a day as possible, your group requires it. The future of humanity on the line, surely. Individuals don't matter, only the categories in which you can fit them do. If you can't fit them in the proper categories, then you are not putting enough effort. Deform anyone who requires deformation if you must in order to make sure those who are not Us are Them. You can't be heard listening to a discernable voice. To you, it should all sound like the desperate screeching of an injured beast. It just doesn't know better, even if it does.


Once again, always repeat:


"We are right. We are rightful. We've done no evil. We've promoted no evil. We are life. They are death."

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Posted by cyangorilla - August 27th, 2021


Yoho, @shemii has arrived.

Seems to have great work for NG to enjoy ^-^


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Posted by cyangorilla - May 25th, 2021


Here is a timelapse of my last upload c:



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Posted by cyangorilla - April 30th, 2021


Yo!

The first part of chapter 2 of Morcster Chef is out!

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You can read it on Tapas, Webtoon, and Instagram.


It will be released every Friday from now on.

As soon as I get more free time I'll aim at getting longer parts out for you.


Cheers c:


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Posted by cyangorilla - April 18th, 2021


Morcster Chef by A. J. Nadir and me is out!

Read it today and let me know what you think c:


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Posted by cyangorilla - April 12th, 2021


Yo!


I'm streaming art here. I'm lonely and just want to chat :C


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Posted by cyangorilla - March 16th, 2021


1Ko-Fi($2) = 1Request

Just don't request nudity for now, because Ko-Fi will shoot me in the face if I draw a nipple.

And I'm not talking about these kinds of nipples:

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Posted by cyangorilla - February 3rd, 2021


FUCK YOU, HOW DARE YOU FOLLOW ME

(but also thank you from the bottom of my heart for always being amazing with your comments, whether they are advice or simple nice compliments).


You can suggest characters for me to draw on the replies to this.


On another note, here is a video for the Ryuko Piece:



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