This is a tutorial on Thing
I'll present it assertively and reasonably so you think it's the right way of doing Thing.
Here is the body of the tutorial, where I rip-off every other tutorial I've read on Thing and present it to you without citing my sources. This way I look better and the material seems more novel, even if I'm just rehashing what an artist said 100 years ago, and whose materials are better narrated and easily accessible through the internet.
In this part I also make mistakes or assumptions I've not studied properly, but that people who read this won't be able to notice. It's not my fault if the people I'm ripping-off were wrong.
Here, have some shaming into not doing things the way I claim they should be done, it's not like there is hundreds of thousands of artist who have never ever even heard of this information and are doing just fine.
That's all for today. Please refrain from pointing out how this tutorial contradicts the way I do Thing and how its contents are only the result of trying to find something to say that doesn't make me look like the fraud I am.
Thank you! And keeeeeep on practicing!
GordonRamses
*removes dislikes so the viewer cannot tell whether it is good advice*